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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
Verboticisms
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Unfaithabalise
Created by: Arcysparky
Pronunciation: Un-FEYTH-a-bal-ayz
Sentence: "Have a wonderful non-faith-specific seasonal period" Alice unfaithabalised.
Etymology:
Holilapse
Created by: DarthWader
Pronunciation: hall ih laps
Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.
Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)
Politicallyovercorrectness
Created by: BrakX
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Man... all this happy holidays stuff instead of Merry Christmas is politicallyovercorrectness
Etymology:
Jollifixations
Created by: chadfust
Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns
Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!
Etymology: jollifications + fixation
Chrimbushist
Created by: Deadpanlives
Pronunciation:
Sentence: God she's such a chrimbushist, can't she get anything right?
Etymology:
Molesentimenthol
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol
Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!
Etymology: Molest-sentimental
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COMMENTS:
- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00
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Ramadahanakristmakwanziclausism
Created by: iceburgamy
Pronunciation: ... you got me
Sentence: "happy holidays" is an example of a (see above)
Etymology: you know... the mormons
Comments:
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/
warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!
hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness
wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!
babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.
Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel